Time Travel - no idea.
The rabbits wanted me to clear up some things with you before we move on with the blog. There was a heated discussion last night during our favorite TV show, which I refuse to mention. I’ve argued up and down with Jackson about his species heart rate. He told me that his heart beats 5 times a minute.
just... just don't make him mad.
Not sure if that means his minutes are off or he’s a zombie rabbit that doesn’t have a heartbeat. I don’t think it’s the minute thing.
I looked up rabbit years to human years. Scary stuff. Jackson’s older than I am. – Increasing his chance to become a zombie rabbit.
Which do exist, mind you. I plan on writing a wikipedia article later this week.
So I did some research to provide you with the following statistics on rabbits.
- Gestation (pregnancy) 30 – 33 days.
- Litter Size 4 – 12. Average 7.
- Gestation in males – no
- Weaning Age 7 – 8 weeks. From 50 days.
- Weakening Stage – The part in a sad movie with stringed instruments
- Average domesticated rabbit life span 8 – 12 years.
- Average time it takes to domesticate – 3 hours.
- Heart Rate is around 220/per minute.
- Bowel Movements – about 73 (per day)
- Normal Temperature 37 – 39.5 degrees Celsius, 101 – 103 degrees fahrenheit .
- Abnormal Temperature – anything measured in kelvin
- Average Daily Water Intake 100 millilitres./Kg bodyweight
- Average Daily Cookie Intake – same as above
- Sexual Maturity of a rabbit – 16 – 24 weeks
- Intellectual Maturity of a rabbit – proceeding falling in love/losing a loved one
- Average Running Speed of rabbit – 25mph
- Average Running Speed of rabbit when the word “cookie” is mentioned – 30mph
- Average price of Rabbit’s Feet key-chain – 50 cents
- Average price of food for rabbit each month $25
