Exhibit B, Look at them.. sitting so sweetly together. Not so innocent.
State your name for the record:
Tatum J. Williams
How long have you known Jackson? How did you meet him?
mm, two years. I was a guest in Jackson’s first home, in Portland, OR. He lived in a cage, and was not interested in my company. I used to bring him carrot tops after grocery shopping.
Have you ever witnessed Jackson commit any crimes?
Witness? Commit? Crime? No. Wait. No. Pass.
If you could sum him up in three words, what would they be?
Never Say Die
If you could sum him up in a proverb, which one would you use?
Jack of all trades; master of none
Out of your experiences with Jackson,
Do you believe Jackson would chew fibers out of a synthetic rug?
Eh probably.
Considering all you know about Bramble and Jackson,
Which rabbit has the look of fire in his eyes?
Jackson has more of a smoldering ember. So probably Bramble.
If you had to make some sort of educated guess as to which rabbit is chewing bald spots in the rug,
which rabbit do you think it was?
Without a doubt, Jackson. 100 percent. Jackson. Bramble.
